As the fifth most famous lord in wales, I often enjoy biscuits and other things, like molestation and pygmies. I have often eaten biscuits in my dressing room and tried to decide what my favourite biscuits are. I have decided to tell the world.
1. Lucas Curm's Gingerbread Sasquatch
My friend Lucas makes these biscuits for me, individually. They are only made when he has recently seen sasquatch and when he has sufficient ginger. So, I get one everyday.
2. Oatmeal Square
I make these myself, I get a lot of oatmeal and push it together in a square shape. Then, I bake it for fifteen minutes, at 170 degrees. Then eat them straight from the oven, preferably with a glass of Merlot.
3. Custard Harveys Bristol Cream
A classic, I know, but with a twist. What I do, is buy a whole packet of custard creams (most basic supermarket varieties will do). Then, I crush them (in a bag, with a hammer). Following this, I add a whole bottle of Harveys Bristol Cream to the bag and shake it all up. Tip the mixture into a large dish and put in the freezer for 2 hours. Take from freezer and break off amounts as desired.
Thanks for reading, I'm off to weld my chairs together. (superchair)